I am a repetitive commitment failure.
And I like babies.
Anything babyish will do, so I will follow you.
The most beautiful man I know just went off the market.
If you touch my cat bitch, I’m gonna cut you.
Me: I want to be friends with the crunchy parents.
Paul: Why can’t you be friends with pseudo crunchy parents, a little moist. Like soggy french toast parents